VD Day has left me with less money in my wallet ... read on for interesting details ...

This morning, I woke up about 90 minutes earlier than usual for me.  My wife was already awake, and had taken the dog outside as usual.  I hopped into my car, and drove to my mechanic's house, whereby he changed the plugs and wires in my daily driver (non-Vette).  I'm no wrench, and can normally handle this sort of stuff - but not in my daily driver.  As I was getting ready to drive away, the mechanic's wife was turning into the driveway, as I was leaving ... so I "guess" I can say I never interrupted anything.  I was home by Noon ... and $50 lighter in the wallet (labor only - I previously purchased the parts).

When I walked in the door, my wife's (single) sister was sitting in the kitchen with my wife.  After a few hours, my wife thought it would be a good idea to go out for dinner.  We hit a local restaurant at 6:05PM (very bad time to TRY to get a table on the weekends, let alone at VD day).  When we were seated, a host greeted the table, and presented each of the ladies with a pink rose.  I took the liberty of introducing her to my "WIFE", and "GIRLFRIEND" (wife's sister).  The guy at the table next to us almost choked!